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December 31, 2009
I just banged 15 different women in one night. Porn doesn\'t count.
"I just banged 15 different women in one night. Porn doesn't count."

December 30, 2009
I loved the part where you screamed, \'that\'s my ass, stupid!\'. But I fucked it anyway.
"I loved the part where you screamed, 'that's my ass, stupid!'. But I fucked it anyway."

December 29, 2009
I\'ve got to call your husband... He bet me you\'d never take it in the ass.
"I've got to call your husband... He bet me you'd never take it in the ass."

December 28, 2009
Fine, leave! I\'ll just jerk off! Long and hard! Then I\'ll move!
"Fine, leave! I'll just jerk off! Long and hard! Then I'll move!"

December 27, 2009
... then, when you\'re done fuckin\'it, you can eat it... Can\'t do that with a guy.
"... then, when you're done fuckin'it, you can eat it... Can't do that with a guy."

December 26, 2009
Unless it\'s girls doing a gang bang with 3 black dudes who\'re going to give her a cum bath... I\'ll pass on the chick flick.
"Unless it's girls doing a gang bang with 3 black dudes who're going to give her a cum bath... I'll pass on the chick flick."

December 25, 2009
The elves are group fucking some hot blond. They said to tell you to eat some cookies and shut the fuck up about your schedule.
"The elves are group fucking some hot blond. They said to tell you to eat some cookies and shut the fuck up about your schedule."

December 24, 2009
Well, If this is all you want for christmas... I\'ll oblige you.
"Well, If this is all you want for christmas... I'll oblige you."

December 23, 2009
Times are tough... We can\'t even afford lube for anal.
"Times are tough... We can't even afford lube for anal."

December 22, 2009
Squirting my name in the sheets was a nice touch, babe.
"Squirting my name in the sheets was a nice touch, babe."

December 21, 2009
I had a choice to make... Keep you or lose my internet porn... You understand I had to make the obvious choice.
"I had a choice to make... Keep you or lose my internet porn... You understand I had to make the obvious choice."

December 20, 2009
My therapist said that I should stop watching porn, and wrote me a prescription to bang at least one chick a day...
"My therapist said that I should stop watching porn, and wrote me a prescription to bang at least one chick a day..."

December 19, 2009
Nice try to cheer me up... But my girlfriend swallowed.
"Nice try to cheer me up... But my girlfriend swallowed."

December 18, 2009
I\'m getting wood... There must be a girl in this bar who\'d fuck me and let me jizz in her ass.
"I'm getting wood... There must be a girl in this bar who'd fuck me and let me jizz in her ass."

December 17, 2009
I really want to impress this girl I\'m dating. So could you guys move this threesome with the stranger you picked up someplace else?
"I really want to impress this girl I'm dating. So could you guys move this threesome with the stranger you picked up someplace else?"

December 16, 2009
Yes, I realize you\'re a porn star and I still spank it to your movies... I\'m ironic.
"Yes, I realize you're a porn star and I still spank it to your movies... I'm ironic."

December 15, 2009
You\'re banging the neighbor!! Yes, but her marrage is healthy. Mine is the one on the rocks.
"You're banging the neighbor!! Yes, but her marrage is healthy. Mine is the one on the rocks."

December 14, 2009
Your schedule is open for next week, should I just put down fuck the secretary or jerk off to porn?
"Your schedule is open for next week, should I just put down fuck the secretary or jerk off to porn?"

December 13, 2009
For a welcoming commitee, you guys sure know how to make a girl feel welcome.
"For a welcoming commitee, you guys sure know how to make a girl feel welcome."

December 12, 2009
I have a bunch of Mardi Gras beads too... Except, they\'re up my ass right now.
"I have a bunch of Mardi Gras beads too... Except, they're up my ass right now."

December 11, 2009
Do you have any assets? Assets? Does that mean anal? I love anal. Your loan has just officially been approved.
"Do you have any assets? Assets? Does that mean anal? I love anal. Your loan has just officially been approved."

December 10, 2009
I\'m thinking of leaving the nunhood.
"I'm thinking of leaving the nunhood."

December 9, 2009
I can tell you\'re fantasizing about me again.
"I can tell you're fantasizing about me again."

December 8, 2009
Sure, I fucked and posted the video and millions of people saw it... I did it to make you mad, because I know you love make up sex.
"Sure, I fucked and posted the video and millions of people saw it... I did it to make you mad, because I know you love make up sex."

December 7, 2009
We\'re here to rescue you!Go fuck yourself!
"We're here to rescue you!Go fuck yourself!"

December 6, 2009
Yes, I\'m here to rob you. But I noticed your porn collection. So, if you\'d give me some privacy.
"Yes, I'm here to rob you. But I noticed your porn collection. So, if you'd give me some privacy."

December 5, 2009
I bought a vibrator, tried it, loved it. Now get the fuck out! You\'re useless to me.
"I bought a vibrator, tried it, loved it. Now get the fuck out! You're useless to me."

December 4, 2009
It\'s not my fault, he dared me to... You know I always take a dare.
"It's not my fault, he dared me to... You know I always take a dare."

December 3, 2009
But we just fucked like an hour ago. I know it\'s wierd, but every time I have you, I\'m always horny an hour later.
"But we just fucked like an hour ago. I know it's wierd, but every time I have you, I'm always horny an hour later."

December 2, 2009
Hummm, tastes like chicken...
"Hummm, tastes like chicken..."

December 1, 2009
Hey, I found the remote!
"Hey, I found the remote!"


December 2009 Cartoons

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