November 30, 2009 |

"I don't know what it is about you that turns me on so much..." |
November 29, 2009 |

"That anal was good for you, too, huh, baby?" |
November 28, 2009 |

"Feel good baby?" |
November 27, 2009 |

"I'm getting a sense that our date isn't working out." |
November 26, 2009 |

"Dude, you see those tits?" |
November 25, 2009 |

"Hi Jill. Just chillin'. My date is B-O-R-I-N-G.I can fucking spell!" |
November 24, 2009 |

"Don't over rule me. I said I'd blow you to get out of the ticket, not fuck you." |
November 23, 2009 |

"I don't care if she was the first girl to let you give her a cream pie. I'm your wife and I want her picture out of the house." |
November 22, 2009 |

"You're wife got you that raise, Miller, and a little extra cause she let me jizz on her face." |
November 21, 2009 |

"Maybe the next time you wanna fuck a girl's ass without telling her, ask if she's a 12th degree black belt." |
November 20, 2009 |

"That's right, son. One day you'll bang the shit out of a hotter chick. I always want you to succeed in life." |
November 19, 2009 |

"I don't mind you pulling my hair, but shit, that whip hurts!" |
November 18, 2009 |

"No, it wasn't the booze. Having sex with you makes me sick." |
November 17, 2009 |

"Sure, we can fuck, and if you'd like to get freaky, you can just play with my dick." |
November 16, 2009 |

"Next time, I'm on top." |
November 15, 2009 |

"You were amazing. You do this thing with your tongue that your brother does, and this other thing your father does." |
November 14, 2009 |

"This is perfect because I love doggy style!" |
November 13, 2009 |

"I told you you'd get a promotion. I've decided you can get me my coffee AND my paper in the morning." |
November 12, 2009 |

"Hi honey. This is Sue and Donna. Donna is a bed spread salesman and Sue is a lingerie salesman." |
November 11, 2009 |

"You don't know what fisting is... Do you?!?" |
November 10, 2009 |

"Ask him if he can at least let me off with a warning!" |
November 9, 2009 |

"I like rough sex." |
November 8, 2009 |

"We're snowed in, might not survive on the food we have... If we could only think of something to keep our minds off of the situation." |
November 7, 2009 |

"This is my first time. Those first 300 guys didn't count." |
November 6, 2009 |

"He's supposed to be cutting me loose!!" |
November 5, 2009 |

"Come back! We don't have to cuddle after sex!" |
November 4, 2009 |

"Still think girls don't need to orgasm during sex too?" |