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November 30, 2009
I don\'t know what it is about you that turns me on so much...
"I don't know what it is about you that turns me on so much..."

November 29, 2009
That anal was good for you, too, huh, baby?
"That anal was good for you, too, huh, baby?"

November 28, 2009
Feel good baby?
"Feel good baby?"

November 27, 2009
I\'m getting a sense that our date isn\'t working out.
"I'm getting a sense that our date isn't working out."

November 26, 2009
Dude, you see those tits?
"Dude, you see those tits?"

November 25, 2009
Hi Jill. Just chillin\'. My date is B-O-R-I-N-G.I can fucking spell!
"Hi Jill. Just chillin'. My date is B-O-R-I-N-G.I can fucking spell!"

November 24, 2009
Don\'t over rule me. I said I\'d blow you to get out of the ticket, not fuck you.
"Don't over rule me. I said I'd blow you to get out of the ticket, not fuck you."

November 23, 2009
I don\'t care if she was the first girl to let you give her a cream pie. I\'m your wife and I want her picture out of the house.
"I don't care if she was the first girl to let you give her a cream pie. I'm your wife and I want her picture out of the house."

November 22, 2009
You\'re wife got you that raise, Miller, and a little extra cause she let me jizz on her face.
"You're wife got you that raise, Miller, and a little extra cause she let me jizz on her face."

November 21, 2009
Maybe the next time you wanna fuck a girl\'s ass without telling her, ask if she\'s a 12th degree black belt.
"Maybe the next time you wanna fuck a girl's ass without telling her, ask if she's a 12th degree black belt."

November 20, 2009
That\'s right, son. One day you\'ll bang the shit out of a hotter chick. I always want you to succeed in life.
"That's right, son. One day you'll bang the shit out of a hotter chick. I always want you to succeed in life."

November 19, 2009
I don\'t mind you pulling my hair, but shit, that whip hurts!
"I don't mind you pulling my hair, but shit, that whip hurts!"

November 18, 2009
No, it wasn\'t the booze. Having sex with you makes me sick.
"No, it wasn't the booze. Having sex with you makes me sick."

November 17, 2009
Sure, we can fuck, and if you\'d like to get freaky, you can just play with my dick.
"Sure, we can fuck, and if you'd like to get freaky, you can just play with my dick."

November 16, 2009
Next time, I\'m on top.
"Next time, I'm on top."

November 15, 2009
You were amazing. You do this thing with your tongue that your brother does, and this other thing your father does.
"You were amazing. You do this thing with your tongue that your brother does, and this other thing your father does."

November 14, 2009
This is perfect because I love doggy style!
"This is perfect because I love doggy style!"

November 13, 2009
I told you you\'d get a promotion. I\'ve decided you can get me my coffee AND my paper in the morning.
"I told you you'd get a promotion. I've decided you can get me my coffee AND my paper in the morning."

November 12, 2009
Hi honey. This is Sue and Donna. Donna is a bed spread salesman and Sue is a lingerie salesman.
"Hi honey. This is Sue and Donna. Donna is a bed spread salesman and Sue is a lingerie salesman."

November 11, 2009
You don\'t know what fisting is... Do you?!?
"You don't know what fisting is... Do you?!?"

November 10, 2009
Ask him if he can at least let me off with a warning!
"Ask him if he can at least let me off with a warning!"

November 9, 2009
I like rough sex.
"I like rough sex."

November 8, 2009
We\'re snowed in, might not survive on the food we have... If we could only think of something to keep our minds off of the situation.
"We're snowed in, might not survive on the food we have... If we could only think of something to keep our minds off of the situation."

November 7, 2009
This is my first time. Those first 300 guys didn\'t count.
"This is my first time. Those first 300 guys didn't count."

November 6, 2009
He\'s supposed to be cutting me loose!!
"He's supposed to be cutting me loose!!"

November 5, 2009
Come back! We don\'t have to cuddle after sex!
"Come back! We don't have to cuddle after sex!"

November 4, 2009
Still think girls don\'t need to orgasm during sex too?
"Still think girls don't need to orgasm during sex too?"


November 2009 Cartoons

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